The Great Cornard Information Website
Page updated - 22 August 2011
A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
Alternative Dictionary - English Words with other possible meanings.
Alternative Diet - A possible 'alternative' method of losing weight.
Anagrams - Has to be on of the of the cleverest lists around.
Battle of Trafalgar & Numpty - Nelson meets the effect Numpty.
Computer Life - If life was like a computer.
Church Bulletins - Sentences from Church Bulletins or Announcements.
Committee . . . Pity? - A short poem . . . with a degree of 'worrying' truth.
Christmas Tree - A Christmas story for people having a bad day.
Disorder in the Court - Things that have been said in Law Courts.
GCSE Answers - Answers given by UK students during the GCSE exam.
GCSE Q&A 1999 - Questions and some of the Answers given by UK exam students.
George W Bush - Possibly some of his more inspiring moments.
Get Out of My Car - Extreme example of a 'Senior Moment'.
Holiday Complaints - From a survey by Thomas Cook & ABTA.
Hospital Conversation - Actual telephone call, allegedly.
Insurance Claim Forms - True extracts from Insurance Claim Forms.
Kids That Survived - A look-back for all those born before 1980.
Newspaper Headlines - Actual headlines printed in the UK newspapers.
Paraprosdokians - Figures of speech or sentences with an unexpected ending.
Product Warnings - Actual true-life product warnings.
St. Peter and the Devil - Non-partisan joke - politically correct.
Tommy Cooper Jokes - Pearls of humour from a very British Comedian.
Tommy Cooper - More Jokes - More from a very British Comedian.